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  • 23 Jan
    21:05 pm

    helldate:

    One time this guy came over to my house for a “date”. Things were going good until I asked to see his iPhone so I could google something. When I opened up safari he had a bunch of porn tabs open. He got so embarrassed and just kind of sat on my couch and cried for a while. I went and awkwardly ate a sandwich alone until he eventually left.

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