January 2012
“Why do you have to reason everything through all the time? The future is the...”
– John Marsden (via blua)
Well
I deleted my facebook account.
I’m just done with my family stalking me. If you want to know something, ask me, in person, don’t sneak around on facebook.
“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love...”
– Charles Bukowski (via girlwithoutwings)
My back hurts
and it’s Monday and I wish it was Friday.
I hate Mondays. I’m at school from 11 til 5.
My chemistry teacher looks like Albert Einstein and walks like a gorilla.
I want summer and I want it now. I’m tired of boots and scarves and layers. I want sandals and shorts.
I want spring break to hurry up and get here. I hope to make plans with old friends that I don’t see...
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
-itsthelimit:
all the boys have been wearing really nice desert boots lately, well done you guys
helldate:
One time this guy came over to my house for a “date”. Things were going good until I asked to see his iPhone so I could google something. When I opened up safari he had a bunch of porn tabs open. He got so embarrassed and just kind of sat on my couch and cried for a while. I went and awkwardly ate a sandwich alone until he eventually left.
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Anonymous asked: Do you poop your pants?
WatchOH.
“Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book (via simply-quotes)
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